My Story

I grew up deep in a quiet forest. Now, that forest is a bustling suburb, populated by tech transplants. As Microsoft grew up around me, it invested in the infrastructure that made Redmond a great place to be. The dirt soccer fields became turf, a mall grew, shifting the city center as certain stores opened and closed. Restaurants and grocery stores became more diverse. After working part-time in a Seattle investment firm throughout my undergrad, I dabbled in the legal field, got married and set my career ambitions on Microsoft, where parking was free.

As an English major, at Seattle University, I was well qualified to be an admin, or Executive Assistant as the terminology changed. I supported managers reporting to Chris Capossela leading up the the launch of latest Microsoft Office. After three years, I went on maternity leave, but my return to the office coincided with the Financial Crisis of 2007–08. My position was eliminated, so I hung out with my new baby for a couple years, then had another one. By the time kid #2 was walking, a friend called me from Valve and asked me to have lunch.

His office tour included the MOCAP studio, the artist’s corner, the swag room, lunch room and snack station, both of which were free of charge; then he ended with a pitch to work there. In my yearlong contract at Valve, I learned a lot about the company, their corporate culture, video games, gamers, efficiency and had a blast working at The International at Benaroya Hall. The 2,500‑seat venue drew thousands of fans over multiple days, along with players, coaches, production crews, and Valve staff.

Valve highlights include:

  • Inflating ~60 Balloonicorns after hours to surprise visitors in the morning. I sat at the front desk and took my role as the public relations manager seriously. The next morning employees were surprised. They entered the space in disbelief and it brought a smile to their face. Guests were overjoyed to see one of their favorite game characters multiplied and tangible, right in front of them

  • I gave hundreds of groups of fans tours through the Valve office and we always passed the mail room before the end. Inspired by my own teenage bedroom, I took every original gaming poster available from Valve and tacked them to the wall until there was no white space left. The feedback I got just from the mailroom was heartwarming; the mostly teen boys responded in a way that validated them as people, since that’s how their rooms looked as well.

  • Greg Coomer was a very talented and respected artist at Valve and was responsible for known for his work in product design and character/environment concepting. He was reserved and quiet. Because the lobby was enclosed by glass, it felt like an austere aquarium. I was allowed budget for a single bouquet of flowers weekly. I contacted Fena Flowers https://www.fenaflowers.com/ and asked them to create the craziest, anti-wedding bouquet they could every week, and they did! Each bouquet was wilder than the last, with some looking outright alien. Greg lit up when he saw these unexpected, organic masterpieces and well, that just makes me happy.

I left Valve and returned to Microsoft as a contractor in a Marketing Manager position, supporting events hosted within the Microsoft stores. I absolutely loved this role, as I was given a wide berth to research, develop and bring to life hands-on workshops for the kindergarten through 12th grade students. I partnered with the Boy Scouts of America and Girl Scouts of the USA to create badge workshops that scouts, or anyone could attend.

Since that role, I have supported marketing organizations across Microsoft with the intent to expand my exposure to different parts of the business, work across engineers, sales teams, and marketing to bridge the gap between technical product development, the market and my remit.

In early 2026, I joined Meta as a Technical Communications Program Manager during a reorg and layoffs. It was brief but valuable. I confirmed that my skills transfer quickly and hold up in unfamiliar, high-pressure environments.

Between contracts, I treat layoffs as built-in resets. I focus on home projects, cooking, and time with my family.

So, that’s kind of my story. When I’m employed, my personal writing slows down because I develop so much content during the day that I don’t want to sit when I don’t have to. I’ll put my random thoughts down below in Reflections whenever that Ideaphoria hits.

-Alyssa

4/28/2026

Reflections

$1,000 Pen Collection

Originally published February 2026

Swamptastic, the game (Business Proposal)

Published January 2026

Using Copilot to Create a Fiscal Yearend Greatest Hits Album

Published July 2025

Using SharePoint to Celebrate team wins

Published August 2025

My Brand of Ideaphoria

Published June 2025

Custom Avatar Badges for team Offsite

Published November 2024

How to become a Microsoft Consultant

Published January 2023

​Using TikTok without risking your Privacy

Originally published December 2022

Not Steamoji

Originally published May 2021?

Napa

I have a collection of $1,000+ pens, and I bet you do too.

Pens are little reminders of where we’ve been; memories of a night out, a trip taken, who we were with at the time, and who we were as a person.

Unfortunately, my January 2026 pen from Meta is already a souvenir.

See how it ended.

Swamptastic is a satirical, data-driven game that intertwines the chaos of modern politics with sharp humor and immersive gameplay.

Players confront crises, navigate international relations, and build alliances, or rivalries, through clever, ironic, and thought-provoking scenarios.

Laugh or cry your way through the dumpster fire. It’s up to you.

It was nearing the end of June and after an exhausting 4th quarter, I needed to produce a communication that recapped our organization’s wins from the past six months.

Every team needed to be represented, but no one had time to provide the details, and the final data wouldn’t be available until right before publication.

With Microsoft Copilot, I made (arguably) the best FY recap ever.

Now, you can too. Here’s how.

By compiling all my offsite photos and videos, gathering favorite memories from the team, requesting inspirational quotes from leadership and collecting wins from the last year, I created a multimedia SharePoint page and created a hype video, celebrating the fiscal year kick off of 2026.

Get the deets.

No, I didn't make this word up

Ideaphoria is the ability to generate ideas quickly in an energetic stream of creativity and original ideas.

Get in my head.

While supporting the Global Customer Experience team at Microsoft, I learned the significance of delivering differentiated customer experiences.

While creating the presentations and collateral leading up to our only annual team offsite, I invited every team member to create a custom avatar for their event badge.

It doesn’t get more custom than this.

I've been a Microsoft consultant (aka vendor) for most of my career. In that time, I've had a variety of job titles and worked in many different parts of the company. If you’re considering becoming a contractor at Microsoft, check out this article to see if contracting is the right fit for you.

Read the article.

One of my goals in 2022 was to learn how to use TikTok and make TikTok-style videos on other social media apps. Learning the platform was a mission accomplished quickly.

However, with all the awareness around TikTok’s privacy issues, I opted to delete the app from my phone a couple months after creating an account. TikTok tracks every tap of your screen while you browse, but I think I figured out a workaround.

Prove me wrong.

One of my goals in 2022 was to learn how to use TikTok and make TikTok-style videos on other social media apps. Learning the platform was a mission accomplished quickly.

However, with all the awareness around TikTok’s privacy issues, I opted to delete the app from my phone a couple months after creating an account. TikTok tracks every tap of your screen while you browse, but I think I figured out a workaround.

Prove me wrong.

Photography

Napa

Chez Moi

Salish Sea

Continuously finding moments to create original photos and videos contributes to more engaging, elevated content. 

SF