You Know You're a Gardener When...

"Wait a minute... did somebody touch my lettuce? Yes! See? Right here!"

You Know You're a Gardener When...

• You see a dump truck and wonder if the owner rents it out
• You have compost-heap-envy
• You meet up with a friend and show her photos of your latest gardening project, not your kids
• You know the price of bagged pea gravel at more than three gardening centers
• You seriously consider getting a pygmy goat, just for the compost opportunities
• You have to decline the Home Depot credit card because you'd get into waaaay too much trouble
• Your garden gloves have holes 
• Your family looks in the garden for you when you've gone missing
• You watch "how to" gardening videos and take copious notes
• You see a shelf/ lightbulb/ random object and consider how it might help you start seedlings indoors
• You jealously guard your gardening tools